I have seen none of these movies. The Running Man was the only dystopian game movie I'll ever need to see.

Knife of Dreams was the last one he wrote, and it was WAY better than the previous few, yes, and the ones Sanderson wrote at the end were awesome… but holy shit, Crossroads of Twilight was just water torture. 700 pounds of NOTHING at all — no plot movement, no action, no anything. There's literally a ten page…

Crossroads of Twilight, dude. It's like he was trying to do a mathematical equation for "most words written with the least amount of plot movement." The e-book cover had a picture of Perrin throwing his axe away, because that was literally the most monumental event they could come up with from the book to put on the…

The Wheel of Time was nominated for best novel last year. The whole series. Thanks to a hilarious loophole ("best novel" could include works which were published in several parts, with the nomination coming the year the last "part" was published), the then-22-year-old series was eligible for a single nomination as…

The same cats I won the money from, and they grimey crimey…

FUCK the Hugo Awards for not giving The Wheel of Time the award last year. Those fuckers can all go die in a fire.

Also ElDan's basement.

Where's Scrawler with the splooshiness and all?

I don't get the draw of Dr. Who. It's a British show. Has everyone forgotten the sacking of Washington in 1814 so quickly?

Wow, man. Just… wow.

John From Cincinnati.

Sometimes I put up TRUE STORY before I post a story that might otherwise seem to be fanciful, just so that people know I'm not actually joking.

I like Taylor Swift.

It's not gay if you beat them up afterwards.

*solly

Ew; that's his own daughter, dude.

Why did they name a comic book after Kevin Smith's daughter???

Well for the most of the rest of them you don't have to bother using your imagination.

Didn't have to check.

I always wanted to write a novel about how Puffy actually was the one who killed Biggie to boost record sales.