It might even have risen to level of a rukkus.

Surprisingly not.

AND BEFORE YOU MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT SHE'S 18 IN TWO WEEKS

Everybody is too distracted imagining Maisie Williams naked to use proper grammar.

Biggie's ghost is so fat, he's at a higher risk for heart attacks and pulmonary disease.

Every single person into rap I've ever had this discussion with has given one of the following answers for "who's the best rapper?" (in descending order)

Be glad. There was also a Kerfuffle over at the ancillary site.

Shocking that somebody who looks like he's trying to emulate the hair and beard style of the 1860's would be afraid of a camera stealing his soul.

I'm honestly having a hard time conceiving of the type of parent who'd be rich enough to raise kids in the East Village but too poor to send them to private school.

^^^FUCKING THIS^^^

I pay $12 a month for $50,000 in coverage on my apartment in Brooklyn. Like, it's stupid not to have it. Homeowners' insurance can be a bit more pricey.

Benedict Cumberbatch.

ESPECIALLY because I've heard rumblings in the last few days about a Steve McQueen biopic starring Daniel Craig, which would without question be the greatest movie ever made.

Especially if they're commercial pilots!

All of the movies will be about people going crazy and becoming serial killers because of Chronic Traumatic Encephalitis.

Pops, doing an impression of a three-year old me pointing and laughing at my mom.

Dawn Wells is 76 years old. You'd probably have to use lube to fuck her. Who wants to have to use lube?

He has his own island, though. Ladies love that.

My main takeaway from it was that the term "carry" can be used to refer to something other than guns or drugs.

"Life in Mono," by Mono, is one of my all-time favorite songs. It's on the excellent "Great Expectations" soundtrack.