I miss Internet Explorer.

And… um… FM Radio, which is how we all used to listen to music before all of this computer stuff happened…

When you listen to the full intro, he's saying he's going to play "Walking After You" acoustic, but the whole Howard Stern crew is trying to convince him to play "one of your hits." and Bababui starts screaming "Play Everlong! Play Everlong!" and Grohl agrees, but points out that he's never tried to play the song…

Helmet — Milquetoast. Give it a listen, kid.

No, but she did say to me the other day that she'd never heard me curse. We've been dating since December. I've evidently suppressed everything about myself whenever I've been around this girl.

Thanks, @cookie_monster. That's probably what I'll end up doing — like, basically in those words, that I really wanted it to work and really tried but there's just no "there" there. I don't know, life is one big series of depressing sadnesses after another.

The parody of the '80's action movie where he breaks everybody's neck actually seemed like a legitimate '80's action movie. Like, if it werent' for the fact that I recognized the actors, it totally could have been a vintage production.

Key & Peele is one of the funniest things on television. That is all.

So I need to break up with this girl because this relationship is going nowhere, but instead I keep escalating the relationship with fancy dinners and weekend getaways to resorts and sending her flowers and chocolates to her apartment twice a week. I know I'm sending the wrong signals — I keep telling her how…

TRUE FACT: I've never used any sort of lube in my life, except saliva. Even for anal.

You can also just use an ammonia and/or clorox douche.

I am shocked — legitimately shocked — that Dave Grohl's solo acoustic version of "Everlong" that he did off the cuff on the Howard Stern show isn't on this list. it's a great song on the album, but that acoustic version is one of the greatest songs I've ever heard in my life (and almost certainly the one song I've…

To hell with Chicago and its fake time zone.

Noon where? It was noon five hours ago in Europe.

And also my family reuinions.

Like with Jude Law in A.I.? Haaaawwwwwwwtttttt.

Exodus 34:7: "
Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation."

I like the Star Wars movies because they prominently feature incest.

About not knowing about Sam Cooke? 1.

On the Sharknado Newswire.