No, man, as one mentally ill person to another, I'm always available to help a brother out.

But that's silly. Lots of bands have names picked from war. Spandau Ballet, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, literally endless numbers of bands. Why is this one any worse?

Granted, but why would they need an excuse? It's not like they called themselves "Slant-Eyed Chinamen" or "Treblinka Death Squad" or something.

I would never fuck my mother; I don't need to get herpes.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um… no, seriously, why? I don't get it. Why is this name something that should have "fallen" at a google search of it? It's a name for a group of communist insurgents in Southeast Asia who successfully fought against Americans in the '60's and '70's. What about that makes it an inappropriate band name?

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I'm still unclear as to who is offended by this. Vietnam war veterans? Vietnamese people? Is either group likely to be listening to shitty post-punk albums?

It was a really good time, went to lunch, then a bar, had a lot of storytelling, lot of drinks — SO MANY DRINKS — just a good time all around.

Girls are like blackjack… you're always trying to get 21 but keep hitting on 14.

Lamictal, xanax, Sonata, Atarax, booze. SO MUCH BOOZE.

Yes, Beema. Absolutely.

You had a bad day? You taking one down? You sing a sad song just to turn it around? You say you don't know, you tell me don't lie, you work at a smile, and you go for a ride? You had a bad day? The camera don't lie? You coming back down and you really don't mind? You had a bad day?

I had over 20 drinks at the A.V. Club meetup in NYC on Sunday. Still a touch hungover. Then St. Patrick's Day came. Jesus.

My ludicrously dumb and unrealistic fantasy is to have sex with a girl I have some kind of positive emotional feelings about.

Yeah, but "having some other dude that's not me fuck this chick" is literally a thing that happens every single day hundreds of millions of times. Walk by any random apartment building and there are thousands of instances of this kink happening at once. No need to be in a relationship with a girl to indulge in it.

Why would they need to bump up the ages? Haven't you ever seen Blue Lagoon?

8 year olds, dude.

You let the wrong one in, bitch!
{fiery explosions}
{Leif Garrett laughs as he hangs from a helicopter flying away}

I have never heard of anything referenced in this article except Prison Break. Which I never saw. Actually, same thing for Melrose Place.