I watch IFC. IFC, HBO, and YES are the only stations on my television I ever voluntarily change the channel to.

Speaking of childhood rape…

I haven't really been impressed by a movie he's done since Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, although of course I'm going to watch everything he's done. Because sixteen-year-old-me is actually real me.

Sorry; I will literally camp out for days in the snow to see this movie if that's what it takes. I'm a View Askew fan.

This kind of asshole [two thumbs pointing at me]

Oh absolutely! I've never actually visited The Dissolve website since I have too much brand loyalty to the A.V. Club.

I'm always around!

Were you not?

No such thing. Lots of socially awkward people attend them. It's a safe place; there's no need to talk if you're uncomfortable doing so. I do plenty of that to fill up conversational gaps.

Yeah, evidently I broke down well and truly. Silly Buns convinced me I had AIDS and I was going to die and it freaked me out.

Relatively regular, every few monthsish. They're normally announced by IdiotKing on the Savage Love comments, the ones in NYC at least.

I had two drinks before I went out, then another one while I was waiting to meet up with everybody, then two beers at the diner, and then 14 Jameson and Coke's at the bar we ended up at. Shit adds up on you after a while.

"His"?

So there was an A.V.Club meetup in NYC yesterday, and I got pretty drunk. How drunk? Drunk enough that I convinced myself I had AIDS and started sending text messages to everyone I know telling them how much I loved them because I was certain I was going to die. Also I might have accidentally broken up with this girl…

Wait I meant Smokin' Aces, that was the one with Jeremy Piven.

I really liked Lucky Number Slevin.

Like in The Toy?

Baby rape jokes in response to the "very sexy baby" line in the first post.

Shockingly, this photo is 100% SFW, and not even offensive unless you're familiar with the situation:

AIDS is also a thing that happens, but that doesn't make AIDS jokes any less funny. If I say "What did the blind, deaf-mute crippled boy get for Christmas? Cancer", then you'll probably be able to find some blind, deaf-mute crippled boy who got a cancer diagnosis on Christmas. That doesn't mean you can't joke about it.