Yeah but I don't think anybody's saying that those are good things. Just because something is horrible doesn't mean you can't make jokes about it. I make jokes about the Holocaust or AIDS or kids with cancer or necrophilia or suicide every single day (yes, literally every single day). Those are all things that…

Some people get really sensitive about baby rape jokes for some reason. I mean, to me, it's like least-offensive category of "edgy" jokes because nobody can possibly take you seriously. Like, you can make racist jokes or sexist jokes or any type of insensitively discriminatory jokes you want, and there can always be…

Seriously? I tempered it down from what I originally wanted to say because I didn't want to be too offensive. Ugh, fine.

He can't help you here, my child.

ALSO EDITED because people complained about too offensive.

EDITED because people complained about too offensive.

In a slightly shittier parallel universe?

We're all going to die. I intend to deserve it.

You know how some people just have faces that beg you to shit in their cereal?

LIAR

You can find it in ElDan's basement, certainly.

Eddie Griffin, however, is available.

I'm just disappointed that neither of these girls actually gets broken during the series. Like, it would be a whole lot better if it was just a single-camera shot of a pile of body parts roughly equating to two corpses for a half-hour straight every week.

It's extremely rare for me to have sex with somebody I find attractive. I have sex with people who are willing to have sex with me. There is virtually no overlap between "people willing to have sex with me" and "people I find attractive."

Tosh.0 and Archer are the only currently-airing television shows I watch. Because I like funny things.

Roughly one third of the time, yes.

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I have a question I already know the answer to!

It's about that thing where you look at your footprints in the sand and sometimes there were two sets and sometimes there was one set and that was when Jesus was banging your mom.

Oh, I watch Game of Thrones religiously. I was talking about how I've never watched The Simpsons.