So that's what Billy Corgan's up to these days.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

Because what our movies about black civil rights movements need is more sympathetic white people.

The only thing that makes me happier than new Massive Attack is new Portishead. If that ever happens again.

I wasn't watching the Oscars, but four different people texted me saying how adorable she looked, including one who took a screenshot of the t.v.

Or, in other words, the angle of my dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of my meat.

I gauge the quality of all movies by how much I'd want to fuck the female lead.

Sat, you have never seen me wear more than one pair of JNCO's at a time. Although I've worn a different pair of JNCO's every time we've met.

Oh I will TOTALLY do that.

How is that freaky? I'm 71 inches tall, and usually go with a 31 inch inseam.

No, YOU the man.

It's a shortened version of "JeaN COmpany." For realsies.

I'm Irish. Unfortunate I wasn't brilliant enough to think up the idea of bankrolling a JNCO comeback.

The leg-holes of JNCO's are VASTLY wider than the waists.

P - Peace
L - Love
U - Unity
R - Respect.

Four people posted this news on my Facebook wall within MINUTES of it first hitting Twitter.

You're never too young for a tasteful touch-up.

Yep. Today, by happy coincidence, happened to be one of those days. First time I'd worn them to work since last July.

Ahem.

It is, indeed, a glorious time to be alive.