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I think this lady has something to contribute:

GODDAMMIT! I was all ready to gloat about how I hadn't seen a single one of the movies that had been nominated for anything, but then they just haaaaaaad to nominate a fucking song from Noah.

Actually it was because the suspension and chassis upgrades to these cars made them particularly suitable for use in committing crimes — like, for example, the dash-and-grab of all those F1 trophies from Red Bull Racing last week:

The A.V. Club has now taken to looking up articles from last week's Gizmodo for headlines.

I have a prostitute with your name written allllll over her scabs.

This is one of those weird cultural crossover things where my unusual confluence of hobbies intersect.

Baby steps would be the end of the road. Look, I'm a reasonable guy, but when you start raping babies, I start to have a hard time defending you.

You beat me to it!

He then promptly ate the kitten's head in front of a live audience.

That's also his second middle name.

Well, when a daddy loves his daughter very much, they…

He'd have to be inbred to choose to go by his middle name when his middle name is "Reince."

Not the first time they've shown a failure to understand basic grammar, though.

If this delays the new Gran Turismo game, I'm gonna be pissed.

What about cunnilingus?

The entirety of my knowledge about Nina Simone is that Lauryn Hill name-checked her in that one song.

I just wanted to say that this is my favorite O'Neal post of the year, making it my favorite A.V. Club post of the year.

The internet is broken???

The new Wonder Woman movie is going to be about bread. And also it'll be in Spanish.