My freshman-year roommate in college camped out in the snow for three days for Dave Matthews Band tickets. He and I did not get along.

Worm, indeed.

Now Montel, we've alllllll touched a few children from time to time.

I would pay a lot of money to see that Statham, Jones, and Alba threesome.

I'm unfamiliar with this show. What, exactly, is Community?

I think King has been on something of a late-career high for the last few years, starting with 11/22/63, and so I will definitely give this a shot regardless of the reviews.

EDIT: Ugh, I have a feeling that in this Brave New World of NuDisqus that particular pedophilia joke will get me banned. Nevermind.

The fact that Cookie Monster didn't get the firstie on this is history's greatest travesty.

Ron Jeremy. Duh.

The fact that Cookie Monster didn't get the firstie on this is history's greatest travesty.

YOU'RE A WEE PUPPET MAN!

Well, there's having a sister, and then there's "having" your sister.

My sister has the perkiest tits you've ever seen and can suck the chrome off a tailpipe. Her cervix tastes like a Boston Creme Pie.

Ahem.

How do you think I plan on making them?

MOAR INCEST PLEASE.

Define "evil." I mean, not all Germans are, say, Redskins fans. I'd imagine most aren't.

Even though it was a financial nightmare, it was certainly worth watching and fun.

Strong women? Like Xena, Warrior Princess?

John Carter was actually a pretty enjoyable movie.