Marooned 5?

Especially since spaceships be crashing everywhere today:

WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND YOU SAY BABY I LOVE YOU WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE

I don't eat oatmeal.

My day's spots are relatively… tumescent.

I don't see why that's a problem.

I was watching some MTV show a few years ago about drug addiction and they had this homeless guy who obviously hadn't showered in YEARS and was talking about how meth ruined his life, and how he actually used to be relatively successful, fronting a band called Days of the New.

AND I SAID WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S SHE SAID I THINK I REMEMBER THE FILM AND AS I RECALL I THINK WE BOTH KIND OF LIKED IT AND I SAID WELL THAT'S ONE THING WE GOT.

I'm buying the place so I can jerk off on everything she touched.

I've never seen any Halloween movies. So, me.

I own the DVD's of this series and have ripped them to .mp4's which I watched on my iPod Classic (yep, those play video). I don't need an imaginary t.v. network to show them to me.

A virus that lowers people's IQ's? It's called "Fox News."

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It fits my constant depression and certainty that I will live the rest of my life alone and unloved and that I will die unmourned.

I actually unironically like this song.

Worked for Leonard Pierce.

A Talking Cat??!!?!?!??

I only just this minute realized that this is evidently not the same movie as Gone Baby Gone.

Now that, my friends, is a joke of many layers.

I was fired for sleeping with my boss' daughter. That's ok though; I didn't really like working for Jay-Z anyway.