I would prefer not to.

Somebody is a fucking awful human being. I'm revolted. I'm actually revolted by this. Just… Jesus.

This is completely and utterly intolerable in polite society. Who the fuck is this lunatic and what is his problem? Jesus, I feel dirty just thinking about this.

Holy fucking Christ this is somebody from TI?

Dear God no.

I thought Jada Pinkett Smith was black. That picture is not of a black woman.

Sigh.

I have never seen Jersey Girl or Zach and Miri Make a Porno or Tusk, so I can't speak to those, but otherwise, sure. Although that Tracy Morgan buddy cop movie was pretty shitty.

I like Kevin Smith. I'm a Kevin Smith fan.

I Love Trouble!

Really? I caught it on HBO and thought it was pretty nifty. A combination women-in-prison and '80's action flick? Literally the perfect combination, and I thought they did a pretty decent job with the execution.

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jennifer Love Hewett reprise their roles as constantly rehearsing method-acting lesbian porn stars.

STOP GIVING YOUR WIFE INSULIN!

As long as this movie has Jessica Alba's tits in it I'm fine.

I don't see how this tour can happen. And neither can he.

I bet Victoria was nude a lot though since she had so many kids.

He does not appear to be a puppet.

Oh no; I have plenty of female friends. And male friends. I'm very gregarious and (from what I've been told, at least) very easy to get along with and I like to think I'm fun to be around. I also work on Wall Street and am comparatively wealthy, live in a big city with lots of opportunities for social interaction, and…

I hear you. But I'm largely basing that on the fact that I'm 33 years old and haven't had a relationship that lasted more than one night since I was 19. So at this point that doesn't really seem like all that realistic an option.

He shot himself "high on the right thigh" (i.e., his dick).