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Of course she didn't, that show is about what MALE nerds like because what female nerds like is dumb. Shabinga.

"Newt is dressed like Herbert West, so it's a Lovecraft throwback or something."

El Orfanato?

My sister Cecilia on the other hand will be pleased.

They didn't even try to not make him look like Loki. They knew his love scenes were just fodder to be spliced into slashfic gifsets.

Remember folks, if you die of boredom you do NOT get a free coffin.

He picks genres with low expectations for quality and then people are pleasantly surprised. Wes Anderson said "Fox" was his best reviewed movie because the stakes are so low for children's movies.

"And the white woman from 'The Help.' No, not the pie one."

Not super surprised. Seemed like another story in the vein of "Dragonwyck" or "Rebecca" (or "The Screaming Skull"…..) but I was hoping he was going to add something extra.

Kinda surprised there's no George samples in this. Ah, well. Someday I'll get my Crispin Glover Megamix, but it is not today.
Just him screaming "I'm making my LUNCH" from Wild at Heart before the bass drops.

Pogo died on the way back to his home planet.

WHAT, Lorraine?….What?

I didn't watch it. Still won't. I drew my line in the sand around the death of my onscreen husband.
What did you think of it?

I just can't imagine Houdini would want to spend a lot of time with a creep like Poe.

"Stop using 'cat anus' for all nouns."
"Fine, 'Edgar Allan Poe.'"

Hey, man! Long time no see!

Man, if ever a description of media sounded like Mad Libs.
"Poe teams up with a 'fantasy noun' to stop a 'adjective' 'noun' from possessing a legendary 'noun' that will grant him immortality and power over 'South Park character' himself."

"Can you cook?"
"……..Your father seems to think so."

You've been reading A Song of Ice and Fire too, huh?

It's like watching two people who work at the Ren Faire going H.A.M. over period accurate jerkin lacings.