Sounds like a B line in a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Cognitive Disassociation.

Kind of disappointed Hot Topic hasn't done some sort of vertically integrated collaboration. This movie looks like catnip for sad kids.

And then they never spoke of it again in the cartoon spinoff. What a weird vibe.

"My peculiarity is air." "Like a Gemini?" "What?"

Career Suicide (Don't Do It!)

That stomach flu complexion.

Well nobody watched Big Eyes so this is kind of our fault.

Oh phew.

Don't mean to alarm you but get a doctor to make sure it's not MRSA.

It's an irregular mole.

Starring Crispin Glover.

"You don't need makeup sweetie."
Well the same self esteem issues that manifest themselves by dating average guys also require a tinted moisturizer. Don't pull that thread, dudes.

"Frank, it's a court order, they say you can't drain cysts anymore."

She uses CeraVe for it's intended purpose and not for special effects.

"Her accent has to be wrong but I don't know enough about French Canadians to be sure."

I loved watching how invested many male viewers were in Meagan until she got mad at Don and then they all wanted to point out how janky her teeth were.

They're cool because they could go to the MOMA every day but they choose not to.
But they could!

It didn't even occur to me that it's a perfectly reasonable nickname for "Ashley" and not just teen Pokemon masters.

"Teen arts camp" interesting is, in my experience, rarely interesting beyond questions like how every man in Anatevka was actually a tall teenaged girl wearing a bun under a hat.