Didn't you like that Hodor-narrated episode of Cribs where they toured Winterfell and Casterly Rock?

Too many errant commas when he was Googling "billy big mouth bass."

A name that says: "Is that a beer?"

I need you
Shanananannara, you're the one I want

Is this Richard Gere?

"Surely, you don't think Gilligan's Island…."
"…….Those poor, poor people."

Man, it's like that jumping on the bed scene in Return of the Kings.
"Giiiiiiiiimliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"

A future Maeby Funke if ever there was one.

Hey, man!

I went to a high school where a girl thought pigs shit bacon. "That's why it's all wavy."
She ended up going to Cornell.

"Put a brick in his mouth or he'll come back as a vampster."
"Honey, go play outside, okay?"

I've missed you too! I took a hiatus while I looked for a job, which took a long time, but I finally got one.

Well duh, what else would Lincoln wear to the theater?

I like your Russian Guyovitch icon.

My Dad's childhood dog got sent to Vietnam after it bit that kid.
I heard it made a lot of money doing Russian roulette games for onlookers, though.

You can't flush a tampon, but hamsters fall apart perfectly when they come into contact with water. Playtex needs to get on that hamster technology.

Don't be ridiculous, women aren't allowed in Bohemian Grove.

To say nothing of Solange.

"Maybe it's that I'm almost 70."

(everyone stares dumbly and quietly whispers 'Wait, is that Ramsay Bolton or the other one?')