It's the same reason Arya's body count is smaller on the show: the actors are just too likable.

"Will he still be strong?"
"Oh yeah, we're just evolving Gregor to the next stage."
"Oh, well then by all means, carry on."

She's got a picture of it on her Instagram with the tag #yaaaaaaaaaasbitchyaaasssss

Till his dying death, Tywin was a true single parent: unable to shut the bathroom door because he needed to keep an eye out for his kids' shenanigans.
"Is that a….Tyrion…..TYRION……Bring that crossbow here."

Like the owners of untrained pitbulls and German Shepherds, dragon owners know that their pet story doesn't usually end with "and it lived to a ripe old age hurting nobody."

Anything's better than last season's White Savior BS.

Thank God there will be no endless repetition of "where do whores go."

PIkaCHUuuuuuuuuuuuu.

"A guy that pale going to a tropical climate? Do the maesters get links for dermatology?"

I kept waiting for Geoffrey Rush to show up.

The fight between Brienne and Sandor was the best game of Super Smash Brothers I've ever seen.

"No huevos?"
"Si…..No huevos."

"Yorah……Por QUEEE!?!!"
(organ crescendo)

The Sultan of Swat?
The Mountain that Rides?

Say her name say her name
You raped and killed her children
Why the sudden change
Better say her name

My Dad and I agree that he should have been Khan in the last Star Trek movie.

"YES because naturally most girls are without agency and without Sansa being a plot clot, how will girls see themselves in the show?!"

"Honey, it's your away message on AIM, I think they know."

Kind of expected him to go into a Donald Duck-esque cussing fit.

I loved his "straight white dad watching ice dancing" face during Oberyn's fatal ribbon dancing.