Little bit of Chipotle burrito oil on that pike.

Accompanied with Sandor's dumb face.

I can't believe people are Tumblr are so upset about this.
"It's ruiiinnning Saaansaaaa!"
Then again, they also think Jaime is a complete woobie, so there's no talking to them.

Kind of weird how much the Misandei/Grey Worm opening play read like that scene from The Sandlot where Squints is pining after Wendy Peffercorn.
"Oiling. And lotioning."

Does he also have as big of a Carl Sagan crush as I do?

Well, he did have that copy of Catcher in the Rye in there with him.

Latin teacher: "Don't you remember what 'meus' means? It means 'me' and 'us.' Also, a descriptive of a masculine noun."
(slouches and leers)

"Say it'll be like this forever."
"Ches, Tyrion. It will be like this forever."

For me, it's been clinical psychology teachers.
Then marketing teachers.
Then that time a boss tried to French kiss me in front of his and all my coworkers.
But math teachers? They've generally been apathetic to me.

A Pimp Named Sansa will put a LOT of things in front of a snow castle of her childhood home. Brand new ribbons? Definitely. Lemon cakes? Guaranteed. But Sweet Robin? Oh, NO.

"A Pimp Named Sansa don't do shit for the homies."

(feels self conscious, even more than usual)

"HAIL HYDRA."

Man, Aidan Gillen really nailed that "“male teacher who thinks you have a lot of potential” creepy stare.

It's the laws of jewelry, man.
You always lose the real expensive pieces, but man, you can never lose that $12 shitty poison necklace.

I find him so dishy…..

When Ramsay showed up covered in deep scratches, I thought they were from sex.

Looks like the Mountain's about to eat some….bad snake.
With food POISONING.
(stares at Word Document)

Charles Dance voice: No, you may NOT take your Nintendo with you, you are being PUNISHED.

"He's on an internship. Well, we call it a fellowship, but he's not getting paid and he's not learning anything."