Look, Tywin's hot. Real hot. But not every hot anti-hero can secretly be good on the inside.

(sideeyes you)

"Well, he says he's king but his card says 'Lord Stannis' when I swipe it."

Mycroft, not so much.

"Some people don't like girls or boys."
"Naaaaaah."
"It's called asexual. We're in the rainbow."
"Excuse me, LGBT doesn't have any vowels."

(mean muggin' for the camera)
(Cersei shakes head)
(Cersei's eyebrows get up and leave in disgust)

So many episodes and yet this is the first time the budget allowed Shae to get a bra.

That was some real wrestling villain talk, down to the crowd booing.

There are many sides of Tywin Lannister, but tonight I got to see my favorite side again: his exasperated single parent persona.
"IT'S BECAUSE I'M A DWARF, DAD."
"WE LITERALLY JUST HAD THIS FIGHT LAST WEEK."

Ghost is like the Babou the Ocelot of ASOIAF.
Serpentine, Ghost, you crepuscular bastard!

THAFFIYAHS!

Boy, they looked gross. They looked right out of a sweaty Hostess packet. I always imagined them being dainty like the cakes the Gnome King fed Dorothy in Return to Oz.

They did it for insurance money.

Also, Emilia Clarke did something weird and plastic surgeryish to her face, didn't she?

PLOT AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT BUFFERING

I'm surprised they got the same kid actor who played Robin. No amount of teasing he must have surely gotten for playing that part dissuaded him? Man, British school kids must be very tolerant and open-minded and not at all like the kids from Roald Dahl's memoirs.

Or the fact he had to marry a woman who raped him when he was passed out drunk as a teenager.

Poor Pod. It was sadly familiar of my own hunt for full-time employment.
"This position requires ten years experience squiring, masters minimum. Must have exceptional interpersonal relationship skills and proven squire sales track record."
"..I….I'm basically a caddy, relax."

Don't be such a Missandrist.

CERSEI = NIXON IS THE WHOLE REASON WHY SIGNING UP FOR AN ACCOUNT HERE WAS WORTH IT.