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Grey Worm is (for me) the only hot guy under 40 on this show.
And what a man he is…..

Dear God, this is going to be the ugly side of 80s raunchcomedy.
This is going to be the Bouncy Castle scene in Revenge of the Nerds!

Who doesn't like hearing Meemaw's stories about breaking your grandfather's pelvis?

Now it's just mostly creepy, because I read her relationship with Tommen in the book just being an extended babysitting gig where you have unlimited pizza money.

But I really want kitten accuracy in these shows to go along with my "Tommen's kittens are the three-headed dragon" theory.

"THAFFIYERS, KINGTHAYLAH!"

Ser Sagan reminds you that it's possible there are billions upon billions of Stargaryens and that we are all made of Stark stuff.

Yeah, it's nice that Brienne took Podrick along.

SER POUNCE WAS A KITTEN IN THE BOOK THIS IS NON-CANNONICAL AND I WON'T HAVE IT.

"You know, when that Zombie Pegasister came back to life…and made another baby Zombie Pegasister?"

Two options:

Huh. Good point.
It's still going to get argued to death on Tumblr by the numerous Jaime stans, but still you're right.

House Bernanke.

Nothing says "consent" like begging, crying, and shouting "No no, please, stop" over and over again.

Not so much Joffrey's stone googly eyes.

I loved Sandor being an ultimate fedora atheist tonight.
"There are no gods. Didn't you read Sir Richard Dawkins? Gods are stupid and everyone is dumb."

MAN FLESH.

Don't worry, Tumblr will defend his mood ring accent by saying like "Oh, he put on that formal accent in Kings Landing because he was playing a part" or some shit.

Not to mention, said it was her fault and that she "made him do this."