Shoutout to everyone else here working on the weekends.

What's the word for zombies en francaise?
"Comment di're, les hommes mort?"

Tampons and Trollops

…….

The Old Girl Next Door

And Freddie Highmore as a Snoopyesque corgie?

You know nothing of Javert
Me was born inside a jail

I got my Dad to watch this because he's a Trekkie scifi nerd, but my conservative waspy mother is the parent that's obsessed with this show.
Although she calls it The Felix and Allison Show.

I know you can't use it in ads or posters because…idk because.

"I set mein Twitter to private!"

Anyone else have weird stories about German exes? Because mine told me about his family in the SS on the first date. "I'm sure they didn't want to join."
"Oh no, they volunteered."

When you're reich, you're reich.

Distant sounds of Angela Merkel cursing in the distance.

He's a straight white guy. He probably hates Orange is the New Black.

My friend met the guy she's marrying on OKCupid, which to me at least sounds like finding a diamond in a dirty litter box.

This site is swimming in derelicts, and seriously no one knows what position this is?

Welcome to my torment.

RIGHT?

The face of a straight man seeing a dental dam for the first time.

While driving through the Pine Barrens, my friend said "Don't look around too much."
"Why, Moth Man?"
"No, this is a popular body dumping site for the mob."
"And the Moth Man?"
"Sure."