It's been like 10 years, but I don't know what sex position Ja Rule was referring to when he says "bend over, you know how we do it: feet to shoulder."
That sounds more like rock climbing than sex.

Fritos and Franzia?

Kirikree, kirikee.

That was 17 year-old me. Eight years later, I'm certainly not as pretty anymore.

I don't know any women who find Channing Tatum attractive, but I know three women with raging crushes on Anthony Perkins.

When reached for comment, Jay-Z laughed heartily and said the man in custody was "crazy for this one."

Oh man, Christopher Lee back in the day (and by that, I mean any time between age 20 and 50s) was a stone cold fox.

….But why does a wooden puppet need to wear underwear at all?

Donkeys will eat anything. They're cute, but they're not discerning eaters.

Man, I wish I had friends like you. Oh, the viewing parties I'd throw….

If for no other reason than phrases like "Oscar-nominated 'Hotel Transylvania.'"

Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooopeeeeeee.
The book as I remember it was basically "C'mon, how could you NOT?" contrasted with "But it's very sad."

Absolutely!
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I'm laughing because she is actually half Scottish.

Watch the remake they did with Gemma Arterton.It's about as non-boring as that story's going to get.

And yet, the creepiness of how he used her in his Phantom of the Opera…..

Nobody saw Hotel Transylvania, so that might be as well what I think that movie's about.

You haven't met my grandmother.

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She gets pretty nude in "To The Devil A Daughter." I only know this because I was watching it for Christopher Lee in his heyday, meyow.