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I liked the episode where she and Kenneth almost kissed.

I remember once reading that an article where a plus sized feminist admitted to having a knee-jerk reaction to hating thin women on principle as if it's some sort of adherence to the patriarchy and realizing she probably wasn't alone in that.

"Jack Skellington and Sally Ragdoll's daughter Clavica is moving out of Halloween Town and looking for love behind…..THE VALENTINE DOOR!"

Hey now, he played a carrot that one time.

I'm sure Jonah Takalua will be pleased.
"You said I could write a report on Tupac, miss."

"Two things I know. One: the English are evil. Two: LOVE STINKS."

He hasn't been the same since Tugger died.

Still waiting for my sexy Richard III reboot. Will settle for Ron Cook's version, which is dastardly and attractive.
#cutenorthernaccentrichard3

I was 15. I was uncharacteristically unkind. I just woke up one day and was like "I don't find this person attractive" and ended it. I think it was in response to things moving "too fast" physically and that's how 15 year-old me knew how to pump the breaks. I don't regret it, but I know it probably really hurt the

Honestly, I couldn't get past the first few pages as a kid because I spent too much time wondering about the mechanics of giving birth to a mouse.

I read a really thoughtful literary essay about why Charlotte is a female "Byronic male."

Who seriously considers a reread of Charlotte's Web on Valentine's Day?

I read this in Alan Rickman's Sheriff of Nottingham voice.

"This is Little John. Little John had bitch tits."

Blanchett and Crowe were just too old and tired to be doing this movie.

"I don't have a skull…….Or bones."

[Isla Fisher sighs]

Right? They need to give that guy a lot of money for single-handedly saving the worst character design in cinema history.
I saw some outtake of Josh Gad where he's reacting to someone asking "Are you alive?" and he just laughs loudly, pauses, and Batman deadpans: "Am I."

[YouTube clip from Adaptation of Nicholas Cage explaining why the killer and the police man can't be the same person]

Those mice could get out of those shackles, they were bear-sized.