It's a sort of….If there's such a thing as a "microaggression against women", then yeah. It's sort of a "You exist only to visually please me and if you don't do that, then change your behavior" thing.

1. My immediate thought when it happened.
2. I have actually never seen a woman tell a man this. It's always a guy telling a woman. Usually an older guy and a younger woman.

Who wears all black leather to an island with a climate meant to mimic the Jurassic period?

Damn, he's fine in that movie.

Him as Alli the Nemesis in Life Aquatic, when he flirts with Eleanor and says "They just made me a KNIGHT….in Portugal."

Why can we assume that?

Thank you!

My lifelong anxiety about getting fat (despite being 5'11" and a size 4) intensifies as the search for a job becomes more hopeless.
Oh, uh, yeah. Sorry.

Meat arrangements?

After some strange 23 year-old douchebag on the street yelled out a command for me to "SMILE!", I'm still pretty happy being married to pictures of Oscar Isaac.

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Papa Legba won't even touch that until Ringo's actually dead.

JESus. I believe it, though.

I WOKE UP IN A HOTEL LOBBY
THE POLICE MAN KNEW MY NAME

I do know that they actually did this on Big Bang Theory.

Check your lease, man, because you're living in MOB City!

Also, back up, she still HAS it?

Dad, get back to work.

I don't remember her name, but in the early 2000s there was a female comedian who talked about how Civil War reenactors were the worst geeks ever but they kept insisting girls couldn't "play."
"No girls allowed."
"That's fine."
"Well, you could play a camptown prostitute."
"Nope."

Candy Crush(ing defeat of the Confederates by the Union)