Seriously, I'm an adult and that's still my favorite cocktail.
I swear, I'm not a Mormon.

"And if you put a picture of her in blackface on the cover, you're fired!"

At least Kristen Stewart has been talented in other things.
That's right. I'll fight anyone who watches the movies about The Runaways and doesn't think she brings it as baby Joan Jett.

When I was a lass, my mother used to try to use Easter as a learning experience so she would put flash cards with math problems in front of every egg and I couldn't get the egg until I did the math.
So no, I couldn't ever imagine a rabbit being that mean.

This show is too stupid for even my parents to zone off to after work.
And they have hate-watched every episode of 2 Broke Girls.

*tries to breathe through mouth*

DUN DUN DUN-NUH-NUH

Is this picture presented in Smell O Vision or is this just my brain reacting to these pixels with an overwhelming memory of clove cigarettes and dreadlock wax?

[Refreshes for Shirley Temple article]

I'm so sorry.

Hey! Phrasing.

Oh God, am I the only person whose cloud of malaise and seasonal affective disorder can only be lifted by watching lots of RPDR?

Oh yes, hunty.

Perfect use for my Kelis/Daniel Day Lewis mashup.

Sofia Coppola could add dreamy malaise to the story of a male stripper.

[rupaulspeanutbutter.mp3]

Hey, if you think Lena Dunham and the two guys who made LMFAO have contributed thoughtfully to their industries, more power to nepotism.

Yeah, but he's got less upper body strength. Dakota Fanning has bigger guns.

So was Aleister Crowley, but then again, what *wasn't* that guy into?

That's more to do with the off-brand bubble bath.