Man, what kind of yoga was going around in Ireland back then?

I don't know if it's just me, but I have a hard time as an American imagining anyone using the word "bum" sexually.
"Bum" as in "backside," not "homeless person."

He was pretty douche, but in a way I'm glad because it probably made adolescent boys more receptive of his "A real man only wants consensual sex" message.

Good Lord, who UPVOTED that?

I never got inappropriately groped in high school (despite there being a lot of rampant faculty-student full-on steady relationships, yikes). There was a lot of iffy stuff in my middle school, though. Namely, they had the gym teacher's offices right in the center of our locker rooms. And our teachers would come in and…

[Sansa Stark enters room]

That's how I would act if I was cast on GoT and people liked my character.

To be honest, actually religious people with an honest sense of humor about their religion are rare and should be treasured wherever you find them.

Is the Psycho Twist some sort of terrible new dance craze?

100% agree.

"BULLSHIT."
"All riiight. Truth be told, it's getting rather boring around here."

"Let's hear it for our mascot, the Moping Vampire!"
"This is the skin of a killer, Bella."
"All right!"

Well, how else would the MRAs of the world get across their staunch belief that all women think men are rapists?

To say nothing of his more popular up-and-coming brother, R.J. Novak.

So you watched the same movie with Hugo Stiglitz and a young farm girl Lea Seydoux in it….but "more BJ Novak" was your takeaway?

I am 100% behind this.

So it's not a Young Adult genre book about the young Bear Jew?

Yes, but all the Russian men I've met (plain and geeky) have also been the smoothest. At my first dance freshman year of college, the lone Russian dude took my hands and whispered: "Such beautiful hands. Soft and white, like Russian royalty."
Maaaaaaaan.

(Vladimir Putin surreptitiously drinks half and half from the carton)

What's a 10 o'clock person? Is that slang for "depressed unemployed person"?