Just reading Seth Rogen's name, I hear that "ughguhuuhguhg" pot chuckle of his.

Most of the hottest international models of the last 20 years have come from Russia, but the gingerbread is your favorite thing? Must be damn delicious.

A MEAT BUNNY.

Yes, but the men are rrraawwwrr. It's an accent that covers a multitude of sins, like a posh British one or a lot of money.

Are these children ones who have escaped Baba Yaga?

Did AV Club cover Stephen King calling Dylan Farrow's piece about her molestation "palpable bitchery"? With a half-assed "maybe I used the wrong word" apology?
Has anyone else given up on people?

(insert sweating all-caps hate post about how thinking bronies aren't the target audience is akin to racism]

If this can quietly become a sequel to Death Becomes Her, all the better.

Oh boy, nothing irks me more than the idea of sweatpants that cost $100+.
My Middle Eastern ex who's been doing yoga his whole life went to a Lululemon on a whim and basically had to leave the story because he was laughing too hard at the little blonde Valley Girl trying to sell him $75 shorts.

I don't remember the book being racist. I just remember it being very boring.
Then of course, I didn't properly remember what Fagin looked like (!!!!) so I'm willing to believe that A Little Princess was full of British Imperialisms and slurs.

"Glasses of milk and cinnamon"? So basically, the milk leftover from a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

I remember reading that the only reason why Marie Antoinette became the dauphine of France was because her older prettier sister got smallpox and it was so bad that it literally ruined the chance of her ever getting married ever.
But yeah, keep skipping those vaccines, moms.

"Nah, I'll just stick to whatever I was doing before."

With one fat guy on tuba. There's always a fat sweaty redhead guy playing the tuba in these movies.

Not a weekend. One night at a salsa club.

Dani Bolton? As in Daenerys Bolton? Fucking spoilers, guys!

Nothing like saying "The victim means nothing to society if the criminal made a few okay movies" like this past two weeks.

Oh, I bet the dean and those alumni pat themselves very firmly on the back for being so helpful too.
Jackasses.

I get that. I literally have so little savings (because my last job at school only paid me $2000 in a stipend) that I have no choice but to live at home right now to pay the bills; I couldn't afford more than 2 months of rent right now and the bills need to be paid now.

Miley's Backyard Sessions: great covers of country standards
Bieber's Backyard Sessions: throwing spider monkeys into a gold-rimmed pool