I met someone the other day who said his wife was "the Leia to my Luke."
Oh.

"What's this got to do with my knob?"

Yolandi Vi$$er Lovegood?

In all of the "Rowling tying things up" appendices, everyone else got married to someone who they met their first year and Luna went on to marry an older guy she worked with 10 years down the line.

"Don't you find me attractive?"
"Harry, have you heard of the Westermarck gene?"

You just say that because Dobby was like a cancerous wart that got burned off Jar Jar.

Or Frodo.

No, she probably went to heaven for saving someone from being cannibalized.
"I call him Channing Tat-YUM."

He go a real case of the khaleesis.

I hated how the book made Luna Lovegood seem pathetic for not marrying a man she met when she was 11.

This is England, not Westeros.
Wait, Westeros is supposed to be England.
So yeah, sorry Ron, backed in by a technicality.

Iggy Azalea?

That is sadly insightful.

It's been 12 months and I still don't want to talk about the Hundai Rape Culture Mobile again. Fancy that.

So glad Glen Keane got that tagline removed from Beauty and the Beast.

(Don Draper starts beating down your door to talk about a slideshow projector)

I don't even know why we even dignify their hate and ignorance with attention. If people stop validating the rantings of racist idiots who name their kids 'Ashtun' and 'Moxii', it'll be better for culture in the long run.

Not fast enough for me, that's for sure.

And haunted castles and ghosts and Alastair Crawley's cat Duckie and and…..

In Scorcese's Fosse movie, there will be lots of frugs.