Do we all know one rich white guy who's determined he's going to write the next great American novel?

DeNiro?

What does a Muppet shout at a Beyoncé concert?
Surfbork

I can't read that name without having El Orfanato flashbacks.

Ron Howard Voice Over: He was telling the truth.

[Emotionally] Unavailable

Ghost Wife: Because you never LISTEN.

Well, M. Night does love to shoot in Philadelphia.
**SWEET DEE DIES TO FURTHER THE EXPOSITION OF A MALE CHARACTER*
(cue montage of the city)

(snaps gum)
Because his love goes up to 11.

Kaitlin Olson most likely wouldn't tell her husband to walk around the world, unless the rest of the sentence was "to suck a whole bag of d's."

MINDQUAD

"You drove him insane by insisting there was actually one child of Destiny."
"Beyoncé."

"Who's test is this?"
"Mine, sir."
"Well, then COME AND PUT YOUR NAME ON IT, YOUR NAME ON IT."
- Rihanna 101

"Second Verse, Last Place: The Silencing Effects of Patriarchy on Kelly Rowland"

"A Whole Lotta Woman: The Effects of Patriarchy on that Scene Where Nathan Lane Was Foxy Cleopatra's Puppet"

That wasn't what I meant. I do not assume every strange man wants to rape me.

I walked away from this conversation because I didn't know how to express this calmly, so thank you for this.

Dot: …….I don't think so.

"Back before I knew your mother, I once dated a really ugly chick who's father owned a venue where Tom Waits was playing. Worth it."

Not enough unintended racial aggressions.