Eh, I think he's more of a cocktail weenie.

Is this a Nyquil PM commercial?

Considering how AV Club feels about her, I thought we'd get an article about Amanda Palmer's flurry of 12 Years A Slave and "poor Macklemore" tweets from last night.

Oh yes, but teenaged me was much enamored with him and his icy cold contempt.

The only thing he ever remotely said that was not great was saying the word "Irish" the way a modern person might say "4Chan."

Omfg, yes. "No, we're not slaves! We just choose to work here for no money! Ha ha, what a hilarious misunderstanding."

You just have to cut through a suburban development and a small orc cul-de-sac, but yeah.

The Patriot is a terrible movie that I absolutely love and am devoted to.
"Dog is a good meal" is an oft-quoted phrase in our family, along with "Well, then you're FREE MEN who have the PRIVILEGE of fighting in the King's Army."

Nope, just ~POOR INSULATION.~

I didn't know till college.

I didn't know till I was older, but very.
Plus, a basement with exposed beams, a dirt floor, and stones all over it….

Hey-yo, merry-yo.

Is that the tree with the outdoor pool?

There's an ad on the side of my screen for "Date a Trekkie."
The internet is punishing me for clicking on this.

Did you know GW had dentures made out of slave teeth? Like, multiple sets?

(stands on front lawn in shift and bonnet) Go ahead! Callest the Torries! I careth not. (removes mouth guard) Sorry, I meant 'I care not.'

Weren't the 18th century illuminati all about equal rights for women?

My father grew up in a house used as a hospital for the Revolutionary War. It was absolutely terrifying and colder than Hoth.

Sure glad they resurrected the only decent not-racist of that time. Would've been very uncomfortable otherwise.

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