"What are you even going to do with an Evenstar?"
"Uh, DUH, give it to the guy I'm dating so that he might live forever or get more minutes or whatever the fuck."

You can go to a spa and get an acne facial for your back.
For real.
They'll do extractions and a little mask and a steam.

She's Rosario Fucking Dawson. She could have Bugles for teeth and she'd still be one of the best looking women ever.

People with privilege shouldn't just be mentioning things to get a pat on the back.

We have Cookie Monster.

"Earnestness" is Sally Field getting her Oscar or Anne Hathaway in the Princess Diaries. I think this is something more sinister.

Nothing is more detrimental to Azealia Banks' career than Azealia Banks.

That the author is attempting to describe and denigrate rap culture that he cannot begin to understand and applying his own personal views where they're not applicable or desired?

My iPod is mostly Tom Waits. I'm no Rap Critic.
But I do know it's wrong to make generalizations about an entire gender/genre/race/zeitgeist/et. al.

That is a noble cause.
However, I did cringe at the tactic. It's probably not his intent, but it seems like a mix of "I'm not homophobic, look at my record collection" and using someone else's private life as a way to justify his own life.
Sort of like when a friend of mine said "I support abortion rights because Casey…

MUCH HUMBLE.
MUCH BRAVE.
MUCH PROGRESSIVE.
LAAAAADIEEEEEESSSSSS………

"Microaggressions? Nah, I usually just get a regular facial."

No.

Unlike the author of the article, I don't pretend to know.

My umbrage with Macklemore is that he's like the straight white guy who takes a feminist or LGBT class in college and receives a lot of pats on the back for even trying to care about other people while still being fundamentally wrong and uneducated about the bigger issues.
"Oh my Goddd, you guys, he said 'white male…

"In the face of such squandered opportunities to use rap to say something meaningful about anyone’s rights, it was utterly refreshing to see the somewhat geeky, un-posturing Macklemore (along with utterly nondescript sidekick Ryan Lewis) step up to the plate and deliver thoughtful commentary on the changing tide on…

He's just basically Felix from "Orphan Black" with half a smashed body.

"Monkey's Paw" might be my favorite horror story of all time, followed by "Lost Hearts."
But man, the BBC made a version of "The Signalman" and it's more effective than Nyquil PM and a hammer. Zzzzzz………

Did her father omit parts from her diary?

I don't own a DVD of Liberty Heights for the excellent social commentary. I own it because Adrien Brody wears a turtleneck.