Oh yeah, those…Danes and their……….
Americans have no stereotypes for Danish people, I'm sorry, not enough of them ever immigrated here.

Having just finished "Rashomon" for the first time, I'm a little worried about where you're going with this.

"Technically, it was in her vulva."
"I thought she drove a bus?"
"No, vulVA, not vulVO."

Certainly not from the licorice-scented black markers.

They had a gasoline one?!

You've been hitting it out of the park these past two days.
(puts scratch-n-sniff apple sticker on your post)

Is this a Rose Nadler reference?

"But we arrested Justin Bieber!" they say anxiously.

Who knows? She's got one more episode to pop in as the next Supreme.
And I hope she does, because if bug-eyed-floppy-haired Zoe Benson is the new Jessica Lange, I'm gonna be mad.

"You're underestimating the power of a survivor!"

I feel you. I watched that shitty Russell Crowe "Robin Hood" for Oscar Isaac.
Lots of fast-forwarding, but I got my money's worth.
#menwithdarkcurlyhairandcrowns

Maeby Funke up there looks pretty convincing.

Hissssssss.

Taco-flavored kisses

I'm not mad at you! Even if you are calling me lovely in jest!
You can sit next to me on the bus.

It takes place in a treeless desert with no grass. Malick wouldn't touch it.

Speaking of this guy, I saw "Holes" for the first time a couple of days ago. With a better editor and a slightly better director, it could have been an actual film with Oscar buzz and a Criterion release.

I did that too with a book that was too boring to finish.
"How does it end? Rent 'The Invisible Man' and see for yourself!" PBS-style!

…Then why use it at all, even in jest?

TRIGGER WARNING: DANCE WITH DRAGONS