Is that his Halloween costume up there? Is he dressed as a sad sharpei?

She was the Disney princess who acted like she was on Thorazine the whole time.
I mean God, I know they used to write those princesses as really dippy, but at least Cinderella and Snow White did chores. Sleeping Beauty just sort of wandered around singing pitchily to herself.

Throw in some convoluted genetics and you've got a plotline for Once Upon A Time.

Statistics classes have ruined that movie for me.
The infinitesimal chance of selecting 5 white only-child adolescents is not even mathematically possible in a universe with Oompa Loompas.

Why do you know this?

Oh, Rupert Grint tried to do the adult actor route.
Oh, he tried……

I think it takes a LOT of self-knowledge to go: "Y'know, I was a serviceable child actor but not a very good ~actor.~ I'm content with gracefully bowing out and losing all of the intention, fame, recognition, and star treatment."
It looks like Jack Gleeson, the guy who plays Joffrey, is thinking about doing that and…

Gah, those girls! Is there an Ugg sale going on?

"Man, the sequel to Persepolis was worse than I thought it was going to be."

Lars Von Trier's Weiner of Discontent

Do you also glitter in direct sunlight?

A fair is a veeeeeeeeeeritable shmorgasborg, horgasborg, morgasborg……..

And for the French: "Le Lit de Putain: Quelle Horreur"

Unless Nymphomaniac is somehow the sequel to Holes (frankly, it sounds like it could be).

I thought that was a dance thing.

Do people not think he's attractive? I think he's very handsome. Isla Fisher is lucky.

I also think he's very talented. I don't know if I'm alone in this, but I loved him in Hugo: I think his body acting really nailed the Buster Keaton vibe and I think he played that character with a lot of pathos.

How many mythical creatures must a man play before they call him a mythical creature?

When I was a freshman in college, my Mom sent me a poster for the new Borat movie as I had been much enamored with the Ali G show.
Now, there was a paucity of space so I put it in a place next to my bed. However, what I (the selfish only child) did not take into my account was that it was the first thing my roommate…

[grinds teeth]