"Let's take all minimal agency away from this character by having her ex be a wife beater. Fun!"

The only thing I liked about the first movie was "Where else do you get to see a forty year-old woman in a bridal gown outside of a Diane Arbus picture?" Emphasized by the fact Carrie had no idea what that meant.

In high school, I used to wear a tank top that said "I'm a Charlotte" on it.
Awkward times for my teachers.

My poor father was lured into Downton by my mother on the promise that it was "about WWI."

Because I'm one of those Tess of the D'urbervilles rural chicks.
(shucks turnips)

….What?

Both are excellent, and both hold up for an older audience (unlike Spaceballs, which I sadly don't find as funny as I did when I was 12).
However, I think BS has more drag time and the ending (while clever) isn't as satisfying.

ME TOO! But that's because as a tall woman, I've always been enamored with Geena Davis.
They sell "Handbooks for the Recently Deceased" on Etsy. Oh what a time to be alive.

"Your excellency, I don't know WHAT to say."

"Eyegor, will you get the bags?"
"Soytaintly. You get the blonde, I'll get the one in the toyban."

I have to marry a real cool guy because my two fantasy Halloween costume ideas are:
1. Margaret Dumont
2. Inga the Assistant
and I really need a husband who's down with being Groucho or Frankenstein.
(With our cat as Harpo and Igor, natch.)

After watching a whole season of Masters of Sex in two days, I tried to watch anything else on Showtime and found that (unlike HBO) that was the only good show.
I can't get into Shameless. I guess it's voyeuristic sloppy fun for people who don't have family members who are just like that.
Also couldn't get into The…

Miller Lite is so proud of itself, isn't it? "We were the first light beer, y'know," they say with the slimy smug confidence of the first person in your group to lose their virginity, albeit to a terrifying Lovecraftian horror.

Is "Reading is Fundamental" the first drag queen literary outreach program?

Easy there, Mists of Avalon.

Nah, I just made it up.

She's obviously a little crushy on either the actor of the character, so she's extra angry.
"WHAT?………….!!!!!!!1……………..I'm not okay."

"Hatheters." Pronounced like "catheters."

"How hard can this character be? He's a bird and he's big and yellow. Did I NEED to watch the episodes first to glean this information?"

Giuliana up there is just a pair of button eyes away from starring in Coraline.