Similarly, you tell me why all of the business dresses this season are sleeveless, knee length, and made of dainty crepe.
Oh but don't worry, the coats are made of thin wool and the scarves are made of frail whispers.

I think (I'm not sure) the umbrage came from them not explicitly saying "This guy is Saami" and not making the character "look" Saami (although from what I can tell, there's no one physical type).
I don't know, it's a bunch of Jessie Spano-esque teenage girls getting mad.

Wouldn't it also make more sense to hate the racist cultural imperialists who wrote "Frozen" as opposed to the pretty-empowering, allegory-for-queer-or-OCD-people movie itself?
Tumblr disagrees with both of us.

"That's for assaulting Halle Berry!"

Tumblr is mostly home to enraged women and Whovians these days.

Maybe Patton will finally get to debut his "Unintelligent Gay Best Friend" character.

Tumblr turned on her real fast when she won the Golden Globe over Lupita Nyong'o.

With Brian "Who gives a fuck if we're fat?" Denehy.

I wish I had worked in one as a teenager/college student. I went to one once when I was a kid and hated it, but I really wish I could reply with a weird Ren Faire story to posts like this.
"When I worked at a Ren Faire, I found out that most Carnies are big fans of the Targaryens. For obvious consanguineous reasons."

Never get high on your own self-delusion.

"There can be only one blonde white girl hamming it up for attention in this rodeo, Blohan. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go make my belly button talk to E!"

Jessica Lange is still hotter than Lindsay Lohan.

She looks like she can go from "ethereal ice goddess" to "Are you having a giggle? I'll bash your head in, I swear on me mum" in a very short amount of time.

"Why has this movie stopped for a Film 101 class? Will Sacha Baron Cohen ever have sex with Emily Watson? Can Michael Stuhlbarg GET more attractive? This sure is a movie."

Drunken rants are so much nicer sounding in French.

I…I know enough of what you're saying to know that the tone is positive?

Your father is Michael Stuhlbarg with a glorious beard?

I for one am happy to know that projectionists will now be robots.
I hate to think of the mental terrorism running and rerunning screenings of The Croods had on some poor teenager.

"Does it always do that?"
"It's not always a burp."

Apres nous, les Delouise.