I had to switch gears, now that Rothstein is the hottest man on Boardwalk Empire (what with everyone else dead).
He does have a fine butt, though…..

You wanna get in on this awkward white girl hug with me?

(grabs Scrawler in for one of her special white woman hugs)

(tries not to tear up)
(goes in for awkward white person hug)

There'll be whiiiite cliffs of doooveerrr….

Having dated two English men, the answer to that "What do they say?" is "….Sorry."

Orphan Black with Christoph Waltz playing every clone.
Each clone sexier than the next.

Bleuh can you can you get me some bubbeleh wateruhhh.

But where are the drones?
Send in the droooooonesssssss

"How funny would it be if, like. Three seasons just got renewed right now?"

"La bebe, c'est Satan, danc?"
"Oui oui, c'est Satan."
"C'est la pied."
"Oui oui, tres bien."

"La bebe, c'est Satan, danc?"
"Oui oui, c'est Satan."
"C'est la pied."
"Oui oui, tres bien."

You don't like Minnie's chocolate mouse?
….I can't believe I just got that joke right this minute.

You don't like Minnie's chocolate mouse?
….I can't believe I just got that joke right this minute.

(pretends not to hear)
(restocks shelves with uninterrupted diligence)

It's certainly no "Coming to America," that's for sure.
Youuuuuuuuuur wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife.
Completely free of infeeeeeeecccccctioooooooooon.

Look, it was a little much to begin with and then he told a woman to "eat his dick" and then I sort of lost whatever half-smile I had.

Wasn't the movie about a guy with bipolar disorder and trust issues with adulterous women getting together with a nymphomaniac?
That'll be one dark television show.

Reading that made me very sad.
- Lux Lisbon, A Prositute

Sodom, named after sodomy. (wink to student)
And Gomorrah, named after an even weirder move. (folds arm into pretzel and puts fist through arm hole)