HE'S A COPPPPPPPPPPP!

Pocahontas, Mulan, and others (Kiada from Atlantis, Esmeralda, etc.) that will never get to be princesses.

I love Tiana, but that firefly made me grind my teeth a lot….

TURKEY CATCHING FIRE

"I like my incest on HBO or entirely in Korean, thank you."

Boy howdy, I was looking at the Disney Store website yesterday (I try to do Toys for Toys even in a small way) and man, they don't even hide how little they merchandise the non-white princesses (Jasmine excluded). Princess and the Frog only came out a few years ago, but probably has half the SKUs of Frozen and a…

Haven't seen Frozen, but man do I like that "Let It Go" song.

Fire and ice, for watching, view
(clap clap)
Fire and iiiiiiiiiiicccccccce

I only heard about it through the Ghost of Richard Harrow, and he was more looking forward to seeing "Frances Ha."
(I haven't lost my mind, it's a Paul F. Tompkins bit.)

Scaphism reads like the most vengeful seven year-old's idea of torture. It involves a lot of feces and butts and bugs.

Charlotte Corday's head (post-guillotine) was slapped on the cheek by her executioner and it was said the head gave him a look of disgust and annoyance. Prompted by this, scientists discovered that the head actually lives on about 60 seconds after being severed.

I thought she was just beheaded? Although I did hear a story that somebody grabbed the head by the wig and it rolled away……..

(casts worried look at George Prax's father)
Son….There's something we should tell you……

I liked the episode where the Ghost of Shakespeare started speaking in his natural Cockney accent and the Ghost of Laurence Olivier wept openly.

Two programs, both alike in distribution

My ship of whoever's on that show and their platonic male friend will never die!

Adventure Time does two great things for princesses.
1. Princess Bubblegum, despite not being "queen" although there's no one else to rule, doesn't act like other princesses. She's a manger and a ruler, and often makes unpopular choices. She's also vengeful and violent when she needs to be and quite happily single.
2.…

Aca-excuse me, I thought you were making a Pitch Perfect reference (and I haven't even seen it).

Billy West?

"And the Oscar goes to…….whoever voiced that creepy snowman in 'Frozen.'"