"Someone made a pretty girl sad? How dare they!"

IT WAS EARTH.

I can't say why, but I think if some actor like Daniel Day Lewis or Laurence Olivier did this, they would get nominated. Not necessarily saying it's a gender thing, but those two are the sort of ~actorly~ actors that the film councils seem to fall all over themselves to praise, so I imagine if they did this, they'd be…

She was like a candle in the wind.
Unreliable.

Damn it, stop screwing around, you screw around too much.

Tiana is probably my second favorite princess (with Merida being the best and Tiana/Belle tying for second) because she's a hard worker, she's persistent, and she brings out the best in people by being a great manager and making other people excited about what she likes.
I hate the way her film treated her. I'm pretty…

That snow man makes me grind my teeth so much. How did Mouse marketing really let that thing slide?

I kind of have umbrage with "princess" and "queen." Disney and Grimm have done so much to load those words with such complex meaning for girls. "Queens" are usually old, jealous, bitter, vengeful, and bad at ruling. "Princess" basically means "Look pretty and execute no executive power, despite being the only…

In the Nostalgia Chick's "DreamWorks vs. Disney" movie, she pointed out that the raised eyebrow is something Disney has borrowed from its competitor because it sort of draws viewer interest and implies a more "adult" cunning than the usual bland doe-eyed princess poster.

At least I can remember what happened in those Winnie the Pooh movies, which is more than I can say for Meet The Robinsons.

The only thing I remember liking about Meet The Robinson's was the "villain"/antihero. I mostly remember it being very cluttered.

I just watched Rabbi's Cat. It was……I'm not sure what to think of it, honestly. By the end, I was just fast-forwarding to see the animation of the Rabbi's daughter, who was voice and drawn to perfection.

Princess Greta Gerwig!

With all those castles and swans and shit, how could that fucking not be somebody's idea of a fucking fairy tale?

Because I adore you, in this time of grief, I recommend Paul F. Tompkins' "Ghost of Richard Harrow" podcasts, wherein Richard enjoys a blissful afterlife in Murderer Heaven.

I very much enjoy this comment.

(raises the veil of her widow's weeds and frowns)

Beach Heaven…..Jewish Heaven…….Cat and Dog Heaven……….Non-Cat and Dog Pet Heaven……..

And that's why they called the vacuum "a hoover."

Cat on a fence.
Spider webs.
Boo.