You poor thing, I'm so sorry.

Heartache.

Nope, I hate him and his Billy Bibbit haircut.

I meant "poor soul, that guy looked like Cumberbatch."
He was an asshole, good riddance. But no one deserves to look like White Khan.

The biggest bummer of that is that Richard isn't actually spending eternity with his loved ones, just shades of his loved ones. So when they die, he'll never actually be reunited with them. Plus, this afterlife assumes that Jimmy is not in Murderer Heaven but in hell.
AND YET WILLIE THOMPSON STILL LIVES.

He looked so much like Cumberbatch, didn't he? Poor soul…..

"Do you need those glasses for a cosmetic reason?"
"…….What?"
"Are you wearing them to be ironic?"
"……They keep my face on."
"Ooh, very clever, Dr. Dog."

(rubs your shoulder through the internet)

Boo. Clanking chains. Spiderwebs. Creaking door. Boo.

I'm so sorry about your dad. I'm really, really sorry.

Where everyone gets a free iPad so they can catch up on Buffy the Vampire Slayer while they're doing cardio.

Richard would never make me wax. I know this to be true.

Rothstein and Margaret reminds me of an article I read by Stephen Fry where he said one of the only women he's ever been attracted to and willing to date was Rowan Atkinson's wife and he was like "Huh, guess I'm not 100% gay after all. Fun!"

"Make sure to count all the cows you see. I want a full report."
(turns to wife)
"Make sure to kiss all the cows you see. I want a full report."

Oh, Willie for sure, man! Willie all the way! I loved the way he petulantly broke up the fight in the parlor by wailing "Daaaadeeeeeeeeeeee!" and thus canning any character arc Nucky had all season.

Say something nice: Uh. I like Rothstein playing with Emily Schroeder. And that for once, Margaret didn't end the season devastated by something.

WRONG ANTIHERO DIED.
(Not really. For my money, they both could have died.)

I guess all the fight went out of him. Perhaps he thought it was some sort of exchange. But really, this show had started to write him into unbelievable woobie territory and it was hard to see the old Richard in this season. Until tonight.

I just lost my imaginary husband. Now I have to try to date guys who want me to be fully waxed and bleached and also not to say anything when they make fun of feminism.
(breathes heavily)

If only that Italian mob boss hadn't fussed with his produce!