Heaven forbid the female character who explicitly says to everyone "I never want to have kids or get married" has people around her who honor that decision.

Just walks around oiling herself in bronze glitter lotion the whole first half of the book.

They're similar characters. Joanna walks around naked most of the time and was supposedly a high-class call girl after winning the games (particularly for whoever their Mickey Rourke is).

Well, Larry, I guess I better be going……

Fishlips McGoldfisheyes from District 9.

They also have a hub-and-spoke method of government and supply chain ordering, which drives me fucking crazy and takes me out of the fantasy.

I have a bet with my friend that the grizzled drunk trainer was originally supposed to be Katniss's love interest but the publisher was like "Nah, we can't sell pillows and pencil cases with those two on them."

I'll steaaaaaaaaaaaal you (a piece of bread), Johaaaaaaaaaaannaaaa.,,,

He's got a bigger role in the next one, aka the most boring one.

Moreso, I can't wait for at least 10 very confused teenaged girls developing crushes on him. I want him to beat out Cumberbatch and Hiddleston for the Quarter Qrush Quell next year.

All I remember about it is
1. Fresh seafood
2. 100 types of soup
3. A character with the name 'Beetee' which I hated hearing the audiobook actress say

"You'll never wait till you're 30 to lose your virginity with that sloppy salute!"*
*Apologies to my uncle, who was an Eagle scout….and who probably did…

Heil myseeeeeeeeeeeeelf, heil to meeeeeeeeeeee, I'm the tribute who's out to change our historeeeeeeeeeee!

This was a very good writeup.

Aw, that's okay. You're still tops in my book.

Huh! The more you know……..

OOoh, yes, 10/10 for Lee in the Wicked Man.

My God, it is hideous in here.

Hey, people can be nice but totally oblivious.

Maybe his inability to listen to her?