I thought the stuff with the divorcee was really honest.

Oof, but Stephen Merchant is cute, isn't he?

One of the many things I love about him is that a three-piece wool suit in July is his "hanging out, fixing the kid some toast" outfit.

But we spent all last season with the New York Gang being terrified of being caught with it and Lucky getting the shit kicked out of him by the police for having it?

I don't think she hears us. My ice tea's been empty for like an hour.

"Richard, is that a wedding ring? Did they allow you to finally marry your Neopet?"

Wouldn't the police guy just have arrested her for heroin possession? Did it have to get this far?

Well, the board says crime of mushroom.

Kind of weirdly Archesque, wasn't it?
"Sorry, Miss Darmody, but you're going into the ~danger zone.~"

A sample platter of betrayal? Miss? Miss? I ordered the sample PLATE of betrayal. It came with a small soup?

"Why is the cork on the fork?"
"To prevent him from hurting himself. And others."
(stabs self in the eye patch)

Scrawler has a lot of downvote stalkers.

I was trying to fall asleep last night and tried to make up the most ridiculous reboot I could think of. Right before I conked out, I thought of a gritty "Emperor's New Clothes" reboot with Jonathan Rhys Myers as The King (with his trademark neck-chord-throbbing screaming acting technique).

Can you imagine anyone thinking that downvoting everything someone says would make them run away in terror and never com back?

I always saw Gaia as a microwavable socks wearer.

Oh boy, I do love whoever's been downvoting everything I write today, possibly because I made a Reddit joke on the American Horror Story review. Keep it up! Maybe I'll leave!

True assholes like me are waiting for their Gilgamesh flood movie, wherein a buff guy turns down a goddess and she floods the earth and makes the dead walk the earth.

"But why, Noah?"
"Uh, just, y'know. Intuition."

(Hitler twirling umbrella) I have often waaaaaaaaaaaalked, down this street before……

ONE NIGHT IN BANGKOK MAKES THE HARD MAN HUMBLE