Everyone loved the Richard III/Caliban spinoff where they hunt Smurfs so much that they didn't even murder him that hard when they found out he was lying.

Yeah, like there are so many people walking around that look like Yul Brynner that he could possibly be mistaken for anyone else.

Why would a woman in her late 80s fake her own death? Is it really that inconceivable that Bea Arthur would die?

I tried to make some puns but I'm more familiar with The Doors' discography than what Dairy Queen serves, so hold on everyone!
(downloads PDF of Dairy Queen products)

Lou Bega's not really a rapper.

Along with "Lady and the Tramp 12: Tokyo Drift"

"He kills women with an axe."
"SO YOU'RE SAYING ALL MEN KILL WOMEN WITH AXES?"
"Why are you so angry, Reddit Witch?"
"I'M NOT, I'M JUST SICK OF MEN GETTING GENERALIZED LIKE THIS."

Ha, I do so love watching an ungrateful 13 year-old scream "fuck thunderballs" at her parents.

I was watching "Coming to America" yesterday and it's pretty sad that a movie like that probably wouldn't happen now.
Well actually, it would as a 2013 remake, but you know.

Ladennifer Jadanniston. Missouri State.

They are truly talented men. I wish them all the success in the world.

A ten minute uncut riff of Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd talking about the wrinkles in their nethers. Ha, imagine! A lady talking about her quim!

Pretty much, though!

Ickus and Fungus
Ickus and Fungus
Don't call him "Pustual"

Rocket Power was when I realized I was too old for Nickelodeon anymore. "Welp, this must appeal to someone. Clearly not me."

And yet it was the most amiable character on that show.

Tim Curry motorboating Bernadette Peters, no less.

Look at that coke nail on Miss Hannigan's pinky.

Even as a kid, I thought it was weird that he was so zealously insistent about getting a boy child. I think it was my first side-eye.

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