I don't even think she's won a Grammy yet. Focus on those core competencies first.

I can't believe anyone at The Croods actually considered anything they did worth merit. "Look, it kept some kids quiet for 90 minutes, let's not rock the boat."

Can't wait to see them in graduate school, all slaving away on their sociology PHDs…….

If my mother uses fabric softener, I DIE.

"We thought of all the traditional names—"
"Mao, Adolf."

"But it's….Disney."
(squares her shoulders and prepares for a force like a slap in the face)
"The Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillls are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive—"

Do British people have cartoons or specials to celebrate Guy Fawkes Day? Or is it not really that kind of holiday?

"Gary, she's scaring me……"

I remember my family trying to make popcorn off of dried corn cobs. It was tasteless but very memorable.

Is that the one where they ate popcorn and Peppermint Patty was obsessed with eating the turkey neck? God, she was weird.

Complete with perfect Colm Wilkinson impression.

I love how quickly Louise gets into it. It's particularly odd, since she once declared she was going to marry Mr. Fischoeder and be rich. Ah, Louise: so many issues…….

"The Gods of my people have said to not trust these people, especially……Sarah Miller."

I'm not perky. But I want to be. I want to smile. And sing. And be part of Gary's vision……..

I hope it's okay that I read all of your posts in the over-enunciated White Khan voice.
"SLAYveree………………….is so HAWT ryute nuw."

Special guest star John Goodman as Colonel Sanders, trying to build his illuminati pyramid.

Sherlock Holmes/Fred Flinstone Crossover AU, Hurt/Comfort, Lemon, Rated E for Explicit

Most likely, Steve Carell will be there with fully grey hair and a sad tight smile as if to say "You assholes didn't see the other stuff I tried to do, I guess this is all I'm good for, give me a lamp to hump."

2005 rises up from the grave and informs you to go back to Whore Island where you belong before crumbling into ashes.

You can see a damn ballet for that.
Well, you can see it from the EXIT signs.