If they took a time machine back to 2006, every seventeen year-old boy in the world would have saved up the money he made from selling his Adderall for this.

Dollar whisky, dollar scotch
Dollar bourbon, dollar crotch

I do, but their pirates are not nearly barnacle-covered enough for my liking.

Early BDSM was very weird.

That she liked sex with her husband a lot?

My advice to all Irish people digging into that watery family soup called Gaelic genealogy is "don't try to figure out what your family used to do in Ireland." No one left Ireland because everyone else in the village thought they were simply too glamorous or their peddling strategies were too ethical.

No, that one's about Muppets. This sounds like Treasure Island with people.

I'm all about the female pirate movies, because the female pirates that survived long enough to be famous were scabby hard-drinking broads with long-time lesbian first mates and a brood of hateful ginger babies.

I imagine the best feeling in the world is going into your genealogy and finding out you're descended from a pirate and one of his female (consensual) conquests.
"You're a descended of Dead Leg Steve and his favorite wench Biscuits."

"I gained a lot of weight last season. But I lost it. Also, Don is still an asshole."
Oh, wrong Betty.

Does that make Netflix Instant Elvira Hancock?

Clack clack.

That video does a good job of representing what it's like to be a newly hot teenage girl. "Ha ha, this gas station attendant is letting us have all this free stuff, ha ha! I bet his niceness comes with no strings attached and is appreciative and in no way sexual!"

My neck
My back
My character's not coming back

I got a navel piercing at 19 (not inspired by this, but by a picture of Keira Knightley in an ad for Asprey). Boy, all piercings are dumb, but that one was pretty pointless.
Sexy is definitely applying multiple hot saline solutions to your stomach so the puss (and the party) doesn't become uncontrollable.

"How DOES she DO that?"

Worked in that Twilight movie. And the guy who broke up with her got back with her! Ha ha, good lesson for depressed teenage girls.

I'm sure some political improve group in the early 2000s called themselves that (Cheney being the Dick in question).

Or some sort of Etsy shoppe.

I agree. Like Louis CK said, there's never been a woman who looked at a penis and said "No." They just…buckle down.
But it's an easy target for men, is closer to what I mean. If someone makes fun of a girl for having small breasts, we all know there are guys out there who likes small breasts. But if someone's like…