I heard they're adding the actress who played Rue from the Hunger Games, so I am extra excited.

Also, please continue to dress Ichabod in olde clothes.
"Sometimes, these modern fashions are simply too flashy. I am thus required to buy garments for large colonial dolls."

I've always wanted one of those biscuits. I bet they taste like cheese scones.

As much as being a woman is terrible, I've always felt worse for men in the attractiveness arena. Due to the nature of male sexuality and the creativeness of modern porn, no woman can ever truly feel like no man will ever find her attractive.
With guys, it's like "Hope your penis is pretty or otherwise lol."

The tin keeps tearing the condoms.

Rothstein frowns because this is a caftan not a nightgown, but okay……

"It’s just a hunting license, isn’t it? And a meatball sub and a sleeve of Starbursts? And a run in the park? Right? RIGHT?"

O'Bannion rolls his eyes and walks away, hoping to escape another discussion about Ricky Gervais.

I like how Van Alden always looks like he's wearing a wet swimsuit under his clothes.

"Not Heisenberg?"
"No, that guy had friends"

(Van Alden makes it rain on Bork's Swedish meatball)

Iggy Azalea?

"Goddamn, Beth March, pull it together."

An industry created on fear needs fear to survive.
- AXE

Every women's magazine says perfume should be applied all over the body: under the knees, soles of the feet, temples, etc.
This isn't ancient Sumeria. We have showers. Do that.

"You guuuuuyzzz, that scoreboard is a tooooootaaaaaaal stalker."
"Kim, that's just a scoreboard."
"Yeaaaaah, okay." (takes selfie with scoreboard)
#stalker omg
#loves it

What do we say to people who cough? We say "bless you" to people who sneeze.
Can we as a culture decide that the polite appropriate response to coughing is to say "Shut up"?

Not when I'm finished coding the latest update of World of Warcraft en francaise.

Jay Z has finally amassed the scents of a whole town of French virgins.
Now he can create a scent that will make all men and women love him.

"Sensual Transubstantian"