"You know, you don't NEED to wear deodorant."
- Ancient rich people myth

Tampon flasks are where it's at.

Aw, he's a dog?

Clitmatized.

Kim and Kanye are so bad that George R.R. Martin never even gave them their own chapters. You know who got her own chapter? Melisandre.

Now THIS is PODRACING.

(makes face of annoyance) Aren't your ratings a little low to be a stormtrooper?

(struggles) No! Please! (English accent appears and disappears)

FXX. I should have expected to find you here, with FX holding your leash.

He made that movie marvelous. Everything else was pretty forgettable.
Except for Zelda…….

Ayup.

$8.99 flipbooks……….

"Hey, that girl's got a book of Quilieute legends. GET HER."

Ossuaries: weird when you do them yourself, but when a government or a religious sect does it, it's a "fun group project."

The Sears Roebuck Christmas Catalogue for 1965: Choose Your Own White Male.
Comes with privilege.

"No second password? Well, SHIT, man. Ugh, I'm leaving, I'm leaving, don't make the girl in the mask and the G-string get up."

They're what I call "sweatshirt alumni": they didn't go to the Ivy League school for the resources and stellar professors. They went for the tailgaiting company.

"With my last breath, I regret not having sex with Vincent Price."
"Lol, ditto, Lana."

RIGHT?!

Yeah, I was going to say, he's benefiting from the same formula that's worked for Charles Dance, Jeremy Irons, Alan Rickman, eventually Tom Hiddleston…….