Nope, we're thinking of the same one. I've just never seen a non-MST3K version. But yes: Hugo the Dummy.

You kidding? I'd want to be married to Vincent Price. Dude was creepy-sexy and could cook a fish in a dishwasher!
(He may have been gay, though he also had like 5 wives, so you tell me.)

Wallace and Gromit's film about the close shave is something completely different over in the UK…..

THE Devil Doll? Of the "A dummy? Drinking wine?" Devil Doll?

It's weird to see him go to town on that woman.

"Hey, hon. Forecast calls for snow tonight."
"What do you want me to do about it?"
(suppresses sad look)

That is so depressing. I want to hear more. What did you ask her?

We can make him tall OR
We can make him not-so-tall
Snow man!

Fuck you, Rick Berman. Wait, wrong Rick. What is it with RICKs?

(Philip Seymour Hoffman does that laugh. You know the one.)

(goofy medical intern in the glasses laughs uncontrollably)
(icy blonde future love interest makes a moue of annoyance)

Winner.

(suppresses sad look)
We'll be there soon, hon.

Don't worry: I'm the biggest asshole of them all.

I was a big Nico fan in college. I think I got into her for the narcissistic reason that we looked alike? But yeah, she's one of my favorites. She probably would have been a bigger star now as we're of the Marina and the Diamonds/Florence and the Machine/Lana del Rey era of female singers.

If Lou Bega had died, I would have seen less annoying smug hipster Facebook posts condescendingly telling me that I should be more familiar with his discography.

Yes, it's in Spanish. For some reason, it makes it nicer. I don't speak it at all (I thought "pendejo" was a synonym for "amigo" for like 5 years), but it's very soothing.

I don't play games with dead children.
(marble rolls into my room)
I said NO, Patrick!
(marble sulkily rolls backwards)

Heavenly Creatures did it!
- sentence I never thought I'd type

I Rink You're Reeky and I Rike You A Lot
(Please read as Scooby Doo)