Some xylophone and muted trumpet too.

"Where are you going? I was going to make espresso!"

YES. THAT STORY.

Tom Waits seems like he'd write a very pro-skeleton-life song. Like, he'd write about wearing a coat make of Spanish moss and dancing with a beautiful skeleton lass.

The artwork alone for those books terrified me. I could never understand how any kid was brave enough to take those books home and have images like that in their bedrooms. (I was an enormous scaredy cat.)

If you don't think little geekling boys talked about how much Mirage and Syndrome had sex, you have seriously underestimated the market.

Right, the poison for Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. Riiiiiiiiight.

Are you citing "Quest of the Delta Knights" as an example of historical accuracy in film?

I'm crying for real.

Don't you talk about my dog's vagina that way!

Tell that to all my male friends in high school who fantasized vividly about Mirage.

Don't go there, girlfriend! Talk to the paw!

Ah, you also went to a Catholic school where dodging perverts was part of the everyday routine.

"And I got engaged to King Tut!"
Then they must have gone so far back in time that they were birthed through the womb of a concubine, because that family was a sibling-sibling marriage game only.

It was called Spartacus and it's wonderful.

"It's your organic dishwashing liquid. YOU soak in it."

Daiiiiiiiisy, Daiiiisssssy…………

Amelie voiced by Gypsy from MST3k.

There's an online mailing dog treat thing called Bark Box and it makes me laugh because that's what I call the female genitalia.

Alison Brie as Scrawler.