Bless this Clone High reference.

No pulse. No rules.

Bad Grandpa: 2Tired2Care

Similarly, I love KDunst but every time she's happy in a movie, I mutter "Fucking Amy."

Have you tried turning them off and then turning them on?

A real Twitter handle: #whywontwomenhavesexwithme
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WRONG SISTER DIED.

I WAS JUST THINKING OF HER CRUMPLE FACED CRY.

"Now they'll know the TRUE story!"
- Peter Bruce Ismay III

I thought the casting for that was spot on, particularly for Jo and Amy.

People on the internet lost their minds at the idea of a black "Annie," so I don't hold out much hope for humanity. Or a movie like that.

*strained picture of nerd holding S.H.I.E.L.D., both smiling uncomfortably*

I have always hated Little Women, and what's more I have hated that I'm supposed to like it. I could never get past the part where the girls decide to put on a play of "Pilgrim's Progress," which no little girl can ever relate to as a source of fun.
And then of course, Jo March ends up marrying some surrogate weird…

Mm, gender neutral boxy pleated burgundy shorts and golf shirts. STUNNING.

Because some women are afraid that the squeaky wheel gets replaced, so they suffer it.

"Let's put in tampons, Sam! That's what all girls do together!"
"Nah, let's not—-"

I think the more appropriate 2013 reaction to that situation would be "the parents of those two boys sue for discrimination and a general culture of misandry for not letting the boys attend a school where at least two girls get into Harvard a year."

Warning: People may associate you with Jenny McCarthy if you smoke e-cigarettes. Be prepared to have a long list of apologies ready.

See? The cross-eyedness is bothering you less and less.

Every comic book nerd I know is trying desperately to like Agents, like a first-time aunt trying to love its odd looking nephew. "Boy, after a while, you don't even notice how much it looks like a cashew."