You could make a rich drinking chocolate out of Titjen's deep voice and his plethora of tears.

Please use it. Everyone should be making fun of Yachter Otter and his misery tree.

A bunch of bananas.

Titjens' many chins crumple as he watches his wife be unfaithful to him in the parlor. "Doooon't make me saaaaaaaad, don't maaaaaaake me crryyyyyyyyy—-"

Goddamn it……..

(Siri makes a Sideshow Bob moan)

Bullshit, that woman in "Fox and the Hound" got that one for free.

Maybe a giant dog will jump the fence and eat the engagement ring.

Oh baby, the Spanx are coming off…….

Speaking of which, I just saw Parade's End the other day and diagnosed Christopher Titjens as "a Lana Del Rey song in a man's body," making the following episodes more enjoyable.

I've always wanted a pet domesticated fox more than anything in my life, but could I walk it on a leash? I guess I could do just about anything if I was married and it would be seen as quirky and not weird and lonely.

I didn't want to laugh….

How is that first one even a negative side effect?

Correct. I'm not attracted to guys in black face.

I feel people who complain about Sansa don't have a leg to stand on when it comes to the Brann chapters. "UGhghu, she's so whiny!" And yet 1000 chapters of Brann riding Yoda-style through the woods and tripping out is riveting stuff?

If you can eat here, you're a shark!

Talk about someone who needs to get their game on.

Who else gets foot tattoos?

And a white boar in a secret place? (wink)

Sheeple, monarch conspiracy theories, V for Vendetta masks, clopping.