Team Richard III, that snarky sexy hunchback.

"I'm sorry, but that's just my extremely popular, non-patriarchy-challenging opinion, and I'm not apologizing for it!"

Do you realize
That you have the most
Beautiful brains

How dare these girls wear short skirts and tempt our football players?

A friend of mine was in Atlantic City this weekend and said they were hosing a zombie competition on the boardwalk. The winner won a guest spot on The Walking Dead.
Strange that on an Atlantic City boardwalk, the prize was not a walk-on for Boardwalk Empire, but I guess zombie skills aren't complementary to that show.

So different guy than the Oedipus nightmare from Return to Oz?

Oh please, Lady Titsalina was one of a long line of strippers from the prominent Bumsquash family dating all the way back to Bosworth Field.

I always imagined English strippers have those posh hyphenated last names. "Candy Smith-Wesley-Tijiens."

I hate all the lyrics for 'Applause' but that opening synth is delicious.

You must live in the UK.

Slimer is not a good stripper name.

But sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads……..

Google Carmen Carrera.

Pretty much most of the guys I find attractive are not. Domhnall Gleeson in the new "Anna Karenina" for one.
And I guess most shamefully, Olivier in Richard III.

I really despise that that's what we can do now. It makes it very Dlistedy and Reddity, where you can literally bully someone out of talking by downvoting everything they say and not, you know, debating them.

He isn't. But because he isn't, girls can fantasize about him meeting them and possibly marrying them because he's so fug that none of the Victoria's Secrets Angels would breed with him.

Cumberbatch is just "so chuffed" to be thought of, really, it's quite extraordinary, the fans have been great.

Frankly, I'm not sure how Stephen got away with telling the first gay joke.

That is 100% fair.

Oh my God, I want to frame that post and hang it.