That ole Garfunkel, always accidentally murdering people.

But Jenny Slate!

Still can't wrap my mind around no one wanting to tap Stephen Merchant.

Isn't it weird that her name is Daughter? Because when you say Chalky/Daughter, you momentarily go "Ugh."

It was all really ugly sex. I mean, truly hideous.

I am 100% here for Margaret becoming Rothstein's new beard.

I pretended that her boy toy is some sort of heroin-induced Gary Stu.

"And for the ladies, here's some upskirt shots of a skinny white guy in boxer shorts."
"UGH GOD, NO."

"……..You want some more heroin?"

You could audibly hear his teeth grinding when he switched to pronouns.

"My mother was a prostitute. She was murdered."
Man, I have said some unsexy things in my life, but that’s a home run.

Oh God, that is incredible, that's now how I'll see that movie.

Did they invite Ethel and Mr. Ethel over for an "unhappiest couples" contest?

It's a poor telling of that dumb Catholic joke my priest told at my confirmation.
I won't bore you, but it ends with the punch line "How about 'Lord and Taylor'?!"

You gotta love Olivier's Richard III. It's the campiest thing this side of RuPaul's Drag Race (although he certainly didn't mean for it to be).

And surprised to discover that circa Dragonwyck, he was really really hot.

I haven't seen War Horse because I refuse to validate a movie that Tumblr clearly willed into being (Cumberbatch/Hiddleston/ponies), but is it any good?

Remember when Twilight came out and they reprinted it with a new cover that read "BELLA AND EDWARD'S FAVORITE BOOK"?
Of course those two numb nuts would misinterpret that book…..

Aw, a guy reading "Mists of Avalon." That's pretty cute.

Well, after you finished Mrs. Dalloway, your next move should be putting flowers in a vase.